jordan friedberg
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Jordan Friedberg was a figment of our collectives imaginations, or perhaps, never existed at all. It is said his ability to type the contents of his somewhat limited brain into a PC screenwriting application could reach into the tens of WPMs, with others speculating his agility and dexterity on the keys afforded him a lavish lifestyle of dozens of Naked Juices and corresponding bi-yearly dental cleanings (historians have regularly disputed whether or not his outdated Android phone could also handle the app). |